SOPHIA XT 06:00:00
ANDROID ALARM // FREE

DON'T
BE LAZY

The worst alarm you will ever install. It does not stop until you are up, thinking, and standing in your kitchen.

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Android 9 and newer · no account · no ads · no internet permission

WAKE UP ✦ TYPE THE WORDS ✦ SOLVE IT ✦ SAY IT ON THE BEAT ✦ FIND THE SINK ✦ SHAKE IT ✦ TAP THE GREEN ✦ THE CAT SAW THAT ✦ WAKE UP ✦ TYPE THE WORDS ✦ SOLVE IT ✦ SAY IT ON THE BEAT ✦ FIND THE SINK ✦ SHAKE IT ✦ TAP THE GREEN ✦ THE CAT SAW THAT ✦ 
THE GAUNTLET

Seven ways
out of bed

There is no snooze. To shut it up you go through all of it, while the music speeds up and a cat watches.

  1. The catA random screaming cat takes the lock screen.
  2. Two random wordsType them exactly. On EVIL they are shown backwards.
  3. Brain gamesMath, memory, color traps, odd one out. Timed.
  4. Get one wrongAir horn, faster music, a cat yowl and an extra round.
  5. Say it on the beatThe mic listens for each syllable as the ball lands.
  6. Photo huntWalk to the sink, a cup, a shoe. The camera has to see it.
  7. Shake itUp to 80 shakes, counted one spike at a time.
  8. Tap the greenThe buttons shuffle and their labels lie.
  9. Then a smug catAnd three minutes later it checks you are still up.
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:00:00
DON'T
BE
LAZY
I'M UP. BRING IT.
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:00:41
TYPE THE PASSWORD
TYPE THESE TWO WORDS
PICKLE  WOMBAT
SUBMIT
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:01:07
BRAIN GAMES · 4 LEFT
SOLVE
7 × 8 + 13 = ?
SUBMIT
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:01:22
BRAIN GAMES · 5 LEFT
WRONG. +1 ROUND.
TAP THE INK COLOR, NOT THE WORD
BLUE
BLUEYELLOW REDGREEN
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:02:03
SAY IT ON THE BEAT · 2 LEFT
SAY EACH ONE WHEN THE BALL LANDS
MIC
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:02:48
PHOTO HUNT
GET UP. FIND AND SHOW ME
CUP
GOT IT
LOOKING...
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:03:30
SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT LIKE IT OWES YOU MONEY
45
SHAKES LEFT
SOPHIA XT // WAKE UP
06:03:52
TAP THE GREEN · 1 LEFT
THE BUTTONS LIE. THE COLOR DOES NOT.
SOPHIA XT // ALARM OFF
FINE.
YOU'RE
UP.
The cats approve. Barely.
WHAT IT DOES TO YOU

It only gets worse

SOPHIA, OUT LOUD

Get up. Your bed is lying to you.

Every 8 to 15 seconds she says something over the music. Get an answer wrong and she says something worse.

250

BPM and climbing

The music is generated live, so no two mornings sound alike. It starts at 168 and gains 3 BPM every bar.

45s

Getting louder

Volume climbs to max and stays there. The volume buttons do nothing. Silent mode does nothing.

2.5

Flashes a second

The flashlight strobes the whole time. It pauses for the photo hunt, because the camera needs it.

3:00

Still awake?

Three minutes after you win, it checks. Catch the runaway button in 60 seconds or the whole thing starts again.

+1

Every mistake

An extra round, an air horn, a style change, faster music and a synthesized cat yowl. Leaving the app counts as a mistake.

LAZY.

The emergency exit

There is one. Tap EMERGENCY, Sophia calls you lazy, and a disappointed Persian watches a countdown while the noise keeps going: 30 seconds on CHILL, 60 on MEAN, 90 on EVIL.

HEAR IT. TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN FIRST.
168 BPM
CHIP PANIC
THE CATS

They are watching

Eight screamers take turns on the lock screen. Three more have one job each.

Orange tabby screaming
ScreamerThe orange one
White Persian looking disappointed
The judgeWatches you give up
Smug tabby
The smug oneShows up when you win
Shocked tabby kitten
The kittenSaw your mistake
Sphynx cat screaming
ScreamerThe sphynx
Siamese cat yelling
ScreamerThe Siamese
Black cat hissing
ScreamerThe black cat
Grey kitten in sunglasses
ScreamerToo cool to let you sleep
INSTALL

Two minutes

  1. Download the APK on your Android phone.
  2. Open it. Android asks to allow installs from your browser. Allow it once.
  3. Open the app and allow notifications, the mic and the camera. Fix anything it shows in orange.
  4. Set an alarm and pick CHILL, MEAN or EVIL.
  5. Hit a TEST button before bed so you know what you signed up for. Test rings let you out after 10 seconds.

What it can't do

It has no internet permission, so nothing it sees or hears leaves the phone. The object recognition runs on the device.

Camera
Only during the photo hunt.
Microphone
Only during the beat round, to hear you say the syllables. Nothing is recorded.
Alarms and notifications
To ring on time and take over the lock screen.
LAST CHANCE TO SLEEP IN

Get
up.

Download APK v0.5.3 · 18 MB